WORLD, let me tell you of this magical object I have acquired.
After all my years of searching, I have found a high impact, large-cupped sports bra that both fits my weird tiny ribcage AND bust. And, most gloriously, it actually WORKS.
I spent the evening last hopping around my apartment testing it out.
IT IS AMAZING.
Can you imagine? I can actually run… without worrying about knocking myself out. Some of you may see this as an overreaction, but it is not. You have no idea.
You can find it here. You’re welcome.
PS: What are some tags I can use to tell others of this miracle?